Current mood:

giggly

so funny
dinner conversation

Friend #1: I think my friend, V, is a lesbian.

Friend #2: Oooh, is it?

Me: Isn't she Vietnamese? She looks Vietnamese!

Friend #2: Vietnamese is a NATIONALITY. You CAN be a lesbian AND Vietnamese at the same time you know. 

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phone conversation

Brother: Hey do you have a scarf or a pashmina or something which you left in the car?

Me: Huh? What colour is the pashmina?

Brother: Purple?

Me: Oh, no lah. Why ah? 

Brother: Nooo, I saw a pashmina by the side of the road so I thought it was yours and it somehow fell out of the car.

Me: So you brought it home??! HAHAHAHAAA.

Brother: No lah. But I did pick it up to sniff it.

Me: YOU SNIFFED IT???!!! WHY?!?!

Brother: Oh I don't know. I wanted to see if it smelled of you so I could figure out if it was yours or not.

Me: So you picked up a pashmina from the side of the road and SNIFFED IT? HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAA.

i laughed my entire journey home.